Technically Not Fashion...but still

Its a Bedazzeled radio for God's sake!! No I'm serious here, I really found this on a department store website. Called the Sonoro Elements Stardust Radio (Google it) it's made with CRYSTALLIZED - Swarovski Elements. Whatever that means. It's also $2,500.00. Yes it is.

A Stocking Stuffer

Lovely isn't it? Yeah its cashmere and all, but honestly! It must be the bad economy that makes this price so high. Pay $995 for your choice of colors.

Something for the winter...Earmuffs

Isn't name brand stuff cool? I love paying TOP dollar for things you can get at Wal-mart for say, $3.50. But it's Juicy! Fantastic Rabbit Fur Ear Muffs adds plush comfort to logo-embroidered ear muffs styled with a wool band. Rabbit fur/wool. Did I mention they're made by by Juicy Couture? $95.00.

Yikes...Frankenstien shoes

These little gems are from designer Stella McCartney. I usually hate her stuff and this is no exception. Why take a pair of perfectly good shoes and add this goofy pink ankle strap to it. It looks like those sand filled weights you might use to get an added burn in areobics class. Not that I ever did that but I have saw other people doing it. Still, my vote is: Yuck! All this for $875.00.

You Make the Call

In today's economy, you have to make the hard choices. Do I pay $16.99 for this white Polyester, 100% Cotton Lining clutch purse with Zip Pocket, Slit Pocket, Snap Closure and No Straps? Or do you go all out and get this red Valentino Noeud d'Amore Clutch for $1,095? I never thought decisions like this would be so hard.

The Age of Aquarius

Dig my groovy new pants. I really think these can speak for themselves. Ralph Lauren made them and they are only $998 for front zip silk pants from Woodstock.

Mother of the Bride

It just goes to show you that you can spend alot of money on designer clothes, and still look like my Mother. Or Liz Taylor during the fat turban wearing days. It is described as: Black with silvertone beaded detail. Ballerina neckline. Cape sleeves. Cascade ruffles. Pure silk chiffon. Made in the USA. Yes it's CAPE sleeves. Awesome. Plus its made in the US of A. Only $2790.00.

Stevie Nicks was having a garage sale

Witchy Woman! Super cute dress to wear to your Coven Meeting, or when your boyfriend is scheduled to be hung, or maybe the Annual Witches and Warlocks Association is having a potluck. Anyplace else, this sucks. Pick it up for a whopping $1990.00 for the following: Semi-sheer off-shoulder dress in silk chiffon. Tonal metallic detail throughout and drawstring at ruffled hem. Awesome.

Something in the way she....

I always hate Stella McCartney's collections. There's something about her stuff that turns me off. All her clothes look messy and ill fitting or just poorly made. Check out this sweater, it has wings! Wear it to the new Batman movie premire. It's available for pre-order, and the website doesn't even say what this sweater is made out of. But it is $1695.

What Is A Caftan?

Oh hey here's one by Michael Kors. I don't know where this garment has been all my life. Something that flowy and modest is perfect for me. I definately think I look best completely covered, literally from neck to wrists to toes, in yards and yards of black and white print. Pre-orders are being taken now so get one before all your friends gobble these up. Its $2995 for a "pure silk" caftan. I expect nothing less dahlings.

Reptile Print Floods...Oh I Mean Capris!

My GF alerted me to these and I am so grateful. There is something very disturbing about these, is it the front or the back? If it weren't for the perspective of the shoes I would be lost. Roberto Cavalli designed these and he wants $795 for these cotton/spandex atrocities. I hope I see these on Paris Hilton.

Tri-Color Metallic Grandma Shoes

Darlings! I just can't decide which Rolex to wear today...the gold one or the silver and gold one? And then which shoes? My God what will Muffy and Brad at the Country Club think? I know! I'll buy these $425 sandals and I'll have all the metallic choices in the world. Bronze? Check. Silver? Check. Gold? Check. Old Lady feet? Check.

I Couldn't Decide

This one really had me back and forth. On one hand the colors are interesting; on the other the ruffles are awful. The asymetrical design is not flattering and it looks really flouncy. If you love it and think I'm crazy...well that's OK with me. Michael Kors is the designer in question and he charges $4595 for this silk dress.

Sloppy Wrinkled & Expensive

I can look like I slept in my clothes for WAY less money than $1690, I mean puh-lease. This is a Nina Ricci shirtdress made of silk organza. Yes its just about see through and yes that skirt not only looks like an apron, it has an elastic waist. Ew.

Your Inner Dweeb

Who-hoo! I have always wanted my man to look like this. Can you imagine going out in public with this guy? Maybe you will be going on a picnic or walking around Martha's Vineyard in the spring, either way it's Dork Wear for sure. The sweater is priced at $790 and its COTTON - yeah you heard me right. The shorts are also cotton but those are only $535. Only.

I'm Ashamed...I Have Worn This

Back in the day I had something very similar to this swell jumpsuit. Mine also had the palazzo pants but it was short sleeved with a scoop neck. I used to wear it to work. It was the 90's - leave me alone. However mine did not give me a camel toe which this seems to be doing, and mine certainly did not cost $1395.00.

The Most Expensive Flip-Flop Ever

Let's say you just won the lottery and you have money to burn, well I have the shoes for you. Listen, I love Christian Louboutin as much or more that the next girl - a sexy shoe is a soothing balm to the soul as far as I'm concerned. But honestly - $495 for this patent leather in either white or black? I have two words for you - Pay Less.

Wear Your Robe to Work with Pants

Back when I had a regular 9-5 type job, there were lots of times that I laughingly considered how nice it might be to just roll out of bed, throw on slippers and go to work. But I never ACTUALLY did that. Look how fashionable I would have been had I been so bold! Ahead of my time, that's what my co-workers might have said. Or I would have been called my into my bosses office and sent home to change into something more appropriate. But for $990.00 this silk satin kimono is just the thing that would make my boss scratch his/her head and wonder if it really is a dress code violation. Oh and the Camisole is $145 - who spends that kind of money on a cami?

A Dress Over Your Dad's Undershirt

I say lose the tank top - why wear this dress over it? Did you lose your strapless bra? The description of this color combo is fabulous! White bust, red/yellow lava-printed bodice, and black skirt. Its not red, its LAVA. This Jean Paul Gaultier Tiered Plisse Gown is $3520.

The World's Worst Camel Toe

I passed this dress at first because it really didn't catch my eye as ugly per se. But then I realized that the stem of the flower on this dress looks like its in the exact center. You tell me, doesn't this give this poor model a simulated camel toe? And what is that behind her, in the space betwen her arm and her side? Is that a clip of some kind? When you pay $2435 for a Versace Calla Print Silk Dress, does the clip come gratis?