Half a Shirt for Twice as Much

An avant-garde top they call it. I call it Being Chilly. It's $395.

This is really the back, I swear.

I'm Speechless!

Yves Saint Laurent Strapless Jersey Knit Jumpsuit - Sleek one-piece with draped pants in a soft silk jersey knit. $990.00.

A Lot of Look Here

Oh Wow...those pants are something else right? Ric-rak in all its glory - my god who would look good in these? This is a actually a jumpsuit. Yes that's right, its a JUMPSUIT. Its made of silk and costs $2545.00.

Its Not Just For Shower Curtains Anymore

Oh that Roberto Cavalli...he cracks me up. To think that he might suggest you wear these two pieces together is funny. Aren't we always being told that things can be too "matchy-match?" Oh but not here, no sir. Please buy both the top for $885.00 and then the jeans for $985.00. No one will snicker behind your back, I promise.

Resort Wear - at the beach

Wear a vest at the beach. Actually it's by Red Carter and considered a Tuxedo Print Halter Swimsuit. Yay! $340

Go to the Roller Rink wearing this...

Yeah so I was shocked to find this little gem on a "hip" young person's website. Along with super expensive jeans and leg warmers....I swear its true. The description is fantastic: "The epitome of that luxe hippie look we're all about right now. Braided suede headband with rhinestone chain detail. Tie closure. 33" long." $66.00. I swear!

toilet paper rosettes on your boobs

I'm deeply unimpressed. The description is outrageously optimistic...Ombre Silk chiffon Rosette Tube Dress "The only downside? The looks of envy we'll get from all the other girls at the party." 24" long, measured from center back.

OK its 24 inches from the center of the back. 24 inches is 2 rulers long to cover your butt. Yikes that is crazy short. $297.00

Oh No Way

The model is clearly HOT and works out so that's ALL GOOD. But the suit- I mean really! Not even the gayest of the Gays would wear this. But its on sale for a mere $66 (down form $88). Grab it fast.

Look cheap for $198

Hey I'm not perfect. I like to wear sexy shiny things, to draw attention to myself so my man remembers that I'm female. But geez ease off! In the description it describes this as having a Boat Neck. Yeah. Its got a boat neck like it is only a little tight. Whatev. Like I said before buy it cheap for $198 at one of those cute boutique online stores.

Groovy Zebra - Big Sleeves

Whenever I see these big sleeves I worry that they might catch on fire. its irrational, I realize this. No one is going to make a grilled cheese sandwich while wearing this dress. But I think of it just the same. Its a cheap one today, $270 for this silk dress.

Ball & Chain

Another awesome GF Jenny find. These are from Fendi and they are a suede strappy sandal with a 4.5" heel that is OH-SO-Delicate. How heavy are these shoes exactly? And can I make a pair out of the strappy sandals I already own by just driving to Ace Hardware and picking up a soldering iron and $5 worth of dog chain? Actually, never mind because these are only $690. But they're made in Italy.

Sloppy Wrinkled & Expensive

I can look like I slept in my clothes for WAY less money than $1690, I mean puh-lease. This is a Nina Ricci shirtdress made of silk organza. Yes its just about see through and yes that skirt not only looks like an apron, it has an elastic waist. Ew.

Does This Suck?

I cannot decide about this. Its very exaggerated so it perplexes me. I want your comments, tell me what you think. Does this suck?

How Interesting...

This is a vest. The price is $180. Yes I know. The back is the same.

Disco Fever

I have a strange love hate relationship with sparkly items. I knew tube tops might come back into fashion, but it seemed like the sequin tube top is such a stereotype, that it's just too ridiculous. But no. Again, on an "urban" clothes website we find it for the actaul price of $32. But still. Really? Are the kids going to wear this awful thing? Send me your photos.

Zebra Prom Night

This would only look good if your prom's theme was "African Safari". It could happen people. The back is bad, I don't like dresses that allow for your bra by calling attention to it with a strap just as ugly as your bra's. I don't get it. The slit up the front looks allarmingly high, I wonder what it would be like to sit in this dress. Cross your legs! It's $398.

Paisely Pants Are Alarming

At first I thought maybe I had found another pair of metallic pants, but alas, its only a pair of Paisley Print on a dark gray 5 pocket jean. These really looked strange on my monitor, I wonder how they look in person. Can they look as alarming? These Jones Signature pants are $59.25 (maybe on clearance?) and the website recomends you wear them with a Jones Signature Classic blouse. Great Idea! How about this one? Its $66.75.

Taking Earthones to a New Level

Brown is a fine color, I have no issues with it. But this is nuts (get it?). This look is called the "Filthy Wash". No kidding! How can you tell when its clean? Anyway, this lovely Baby Phat jumpsuit is 98% cotton and 2% spandex for that form fitted look that everyone loves in their jumpsuits. Regular price is $89.

Silver leggings are awesome

Leggings are back! Have you heard? Were you trying to ignore the siren call of the long sweater/leggings combo from the 90's? I like being warm as much as the next gal, but I don't like looking pregnant when I'm not. Or even if I am for that matter. But with this shinny outfit, you will look like you are from the future. Maybe designer Norma Kamali watched the Back To The Future trilogy one stormy October and decided to go with the post nuclear fallout tin foil look. Buy one today for the low price of $125.00. Wait, get two!