Is this a Dress?

Um NO. But it is by Stella McCartney and she charges $3945.00 for the Ribbon-Embroidered Dress...buy two and make one dress out of them.

Something to Time Travel In

When the Morlocks are chasing you you'll be glad you chose this incredibly short dress by BCBGeneration - they say it "gives the shimmery charmeuse dress a futuristic look with colorblocked details." You betcha. Only $118 so buy a few because those Morlocks...well you might not get the stains out. That's all I'm saying.

toilet paper rosettes on your boobs

I'm deeply unimpressed. The description is outrageously optimistic...Ombre Silk chiffon Rosette Tube Dress "The only downside? The looks of envy we'll get from all the other girls at the party." 24" long, measured from center back.

OK its 24 inches from the center of the back. 24 inches is 2 rulers long to cover your butt. Yikes that is crazy short. $297.00

Look cheap for $198

Hey I'm not perfect. I like to wear sexy shiny things, to draw attention to myself so my man remembers that I'm female. But geez ease off! In the description it describes this as having a Boat Neck. Yeah. Its got a boat neck like it is only a little tight. Whatev. Like I said before buy it cheap for $198 at one of those cute boutique online stores.

Too Much of Everything

This is too short, too boxey, too colorful, too cheap looking and too much money at $449.00. Happy Easter!

Urban Adult Waif

The model here looks so forlorn. Of course she does! She is only wearing a wrinkled shirt and horrible boots. Why does she have tan boots on with a grey dress? Why is she trying to look like an unhappy 11 year old? This dress was from my favorite Urban website costing you $48. Even tho its a bargain, is it right?