My Dream Date

After I wrote this post I saw on one of the gossip sites that my man Mickey was wearing this very jacket! Awesome on him but he's a trainwreck...in a good kind of way of course.
OMG this is awesome! Imagine prom...your wedding....whatever...with your man showing up in this jacket. It is a Floral Ombre Tuxedo Jacket by Dolche & Gabbana. Amzingly it is Hand-painted and has an o-so popular shawl collar with the super stylish one-button front. Uh-huh. Interestingly enough, this whole outfit is Dolche & Gabbana and is for sale. jacket is $4995.00, the shirt is $840.00, the bow-tie is $185.00, and the pants are $925.00 for a grand total of $6945.00 to kind of look like a dork.

Oh No Way

The model is clearly HOT and works out so that's ALL GOOD. But the suit- I mean really! Not even the gayest of the Gays would wear this. But its on sale for a mere $66 (down form $88). Grab it fast.

Your Inner Dweeb

Who-hoo! I have always wanted my man to look like this. Can you imagine going out in public with this guy? Maybe you will be going on a picnic or walking around Martha's Vineyard in the spring, either way it's Dork Wear for sure. The sweater is priced at $790 and its COTTON - yeah you heard me right. The shorts are also cotton but those are only $535. Only.

Urban Adult Waif

The model here looks so forlorn. Of course she does! She is only wearing a wrinkled shirt and horrible boots. Why does she have tan boots on with a grey dress? Why is she trying to look like an unhappy 11 year old? This dress was from my favorite Urban website costing you $48. Even tho its a bargain, is it right?