Shoes Are Expensive

Some websites only show the shoe by itself sans foot. That leaves us to imagine our club foot inside such a delicate sandal as this. Lovely isn't it? I'll be you could get a sundress in that pretty blue color and make all of it just POP. Fab! Save your money cause these shoes, made by Pierre Hardy and amusingly called "Scuba Sandal", (Huh??) is a pricely $770. Oh and it's made of Neoprene and nappa leather. So don't worry, it breathes.

Tri-Color Metallic Grandma Shoes

Darlings! I just can't decide which Rolex to wear today...the gold one or the silver and gold one? And then which shoes? My God what will Muffy and Brad at the Country Club think? I know! I'll buy these $425 sandals and I'll have all the metallic choices in the world. Bronze? Check. Silver? Check. Gold? Check. Old Lady feet? Check.

The Most Expensive Flip-Flop Ever

Let's say you just won the lottery and you have money to burn, well I have the shoes for you. Listen, I love Christian Louboutin as much or more that the next girl - a sexy shoe is a soothing balm to the soul as far as I'm concerned. But honestly - $495 for this patent leather in either white or black? I have two words for you - Pay Less.