Come On!

For Pete's Sake let's stop this now. I'm this close to organizing a letter writing campaign to try to get Stella McCartney to let her models eat at least once every other day. Once she does this, she will realize that the rest of the world...and when I say "rest of the world" I mean all of us who aren't starving to near death, we cannot possibly wear her clothes. The rest of the world has something that we like to call "curves" and honestly, we like them just fine. But perhaps you are naturally thin and want to buy this Shantung top for $1295.00 and then sell your stove to buy these twill "skinny" jeans (hahahaha) for $295.

Reptile Print Floods...Oh I Mean Capris!

My GF alerted me to these and I am so grateful. There is something very disturbing about these, is it the front or the back? If it weren't for the perspective of the shoes I would be lost. Roberto Cavalli designed these and he wants $795 for these cotton/spandex atrocities. I hope I see these on Paris Hilton.

Skinny Orange

For the record, I'm trying NOT to poke fun at the models. I mean, they aren't wearing clothes from their personal collections or anything, they are working. And the pressure to be thin must be outrageous. But this dress on this model is very very bad. Orange like a pumpkin, but the model is a skinny waif who looks like she might fall over in a stiff breeze. Maybe this size 00 dress is just to darn big. Or maybe she hasn't eaten in about a week. Seriously, this girl might need help. What designer would look at their dress on this model and not be pissed. Orange is so flattering on blondes. Grab this Chloe silk organza dress for $2,280.