Bejeweled Cashmere Dress

I didn't make this up - that was the name of the dress on the website. Hilarious. And yeah those are real stones on the neckline. The back of the dress has that same pattern to it. Isn't that going to accentuate my saddlebags in a really bogus way? Is it just me? But it is a sweater so it might keep you warm. $525

My Dress Won First Prize at the State Fair

Is it just me or is that thing on her shoulder - which they sweetly call a brooch detail - does it look like a blue ribbon? Also a strange detail is that this silk charmeuse dress has side pockets. As if that fabric could justify putting something in those pockets. Pluh-lease!! Good luck with that. $495.00

Mother of the Bride

It just goes to show you that you can spend alot of money on designer clothes, and still look like my Mother. Or Liz Taylor during the fat turban wearing days. It is described as: Black with silvertone beaded detail. Ballerina neckline. Cape sleeves. Cascade ruffles. Pure silk chiffon. Made in the USA. Yes it's CAPE sleeves. Awesome. Plus its made in the US of A. Only $2790.00.