Bejeweled Cashmere Dress

I didn't make this up - that was the name of the dress on the website. Hilarious. And yeah those are real stones on the neckline. The back of the dress has that same pattern to it. Isn't that going to accentuate my saddlebags in a really bogus way? Is it just me? But it is a sweater so it might keep you warm. $525