You Make the Call

In today's economy, you have to make the hard choices. Do I pay $16.99 for this white Polyester, 100% Cotton Lining clutch purse with Zip Pocket, Slit Pocket, Snap Closure and No Straps? Or do you go all out and get this red Valentino Noeud d'Amore Clutch for $1,095? I never thought decisions like this would be so hard.

I'm a Present - get it?

Yeah because I love the idea of having this big freakin' bow in my midsection - super flattering and sexy. You're jealous I can tell. You wish you bought this MARC BY MARC JACOBS Cotton Twill Bow Dress for $568. Cause nothing says formal like twill.

The Age of Aquarius

Dig my groovy new pants. I really think these can speak for themselves. Ralph Lauren made them and they are only $998 for front zip silk pants from Woodstock.

Mother of the Bride

It just goes to show you that you can spend alot of money on designer clothes, and still look like my Mother. Or Liz Taylor during the fat turban wearing days. It is described as: Black with silvertone beaded detail. Ballerina neckline. Cape sleeves. Cascade ruffles. Pure silk chiffon. Made in the USA. Yes it's CAPE sleeves. Awesome. Plus its made in the US of A. Only $2790.00.

Ode to the Long Sweater

It has been amazingly hard to find expensive ugly clothes to rip on these last few weeks. My usual standby of looking though the cocktail dresses has turned up some super cute and mostly so-so garments. Ah but then I came upon this and my heart rejoiced! Philip Lim created this gray with green trim sweater. Deep V neckline. Puffed three-quarter sleeves. Patch pockets. Tonal belt at natural waist. Banded hem. Extra fine merino wool. Only $550. Get two.

toilet paper rosettes on your boobs

I'm deeply unimpressed. The description is outrageously optimistic...Ombre Silk chiffon Rosette Tube Dress "The only downside? The looks of envy we'll get from all the other girls at the party." 24" long, measured from center back.

OK its 24 inches from the center of the back. 24 inches is 2 rulers long to cover your butt. Yikes that is crazy short. $297.00

Hell bent for Leather

I often wonder where I could find a leather dress. Who doesn't? And here is the answer to my prayers, in black leather no less. Allow the awesomeness of the official description to wash over you: "MARC BY MARC JACOBS Leather Funnel Neck Dress. Short-sleeve shift dress is cut from buttery-soft leather and is secured by an edgy exposed zipper at the back. A dramatic, face-framing funnel neck and seamed dropped waist complete the futuristic look." Face Framing...isn't that sweet? pick this up for $828.00.