Urban Adult Waif

The model here looks so forlorn. Of course she does! She is only wearing a wrinkled shirt and horrible boots. Why does she have tan boots on with a grey dress? Why is she trying to look like an unhappy 11 year old? This dress was from my favorite Urban website costing you $48. Even tho its a bargain, is it right?

Does This Suck?

I cannot decide about this. Its very exaggerated so it perplexes me. I want your comments, tell me what you think. Does this suck?

How Interesting...

This is a vest. The price is $180. Yes I know. The back is the same.

Toilet Paper Squares

I couldn't help but think this one looked like TP squares stuck to a plain dress. But why just the front? Did they run out of patience with it? The model is a lovely woman and the color suits her but its not attractive or complimentary. If you are spending $4990.00 for this dress, the least they can do is finish the back.

The Most Expensive Flip-Flop Ever

Let's say you just won the lottery and you have money to burn, well I have the shoes for you. Listen, I love Christian Louboutin as much or more that the next girl - a sexy shoe is a soothing balm to the soul as far as I'm concerned. But honestly - $495 for this patent leather in either white or black? I have two words for you - Pay Less.

Wear Your Robe to Work with Pants

Back when I had a regular 9-5 type job, there were lots of times that I laughingly considered how nice it might be to just roll out of bed, throw on slippers and go to work. But I never ACTUALLY did that. Look how fashionable I would have been had I been so bold! Ahead of my time, that's what my co-workers might have said. Or I would have been called my into my bosses office and sent home to change into something more appropriate. But for $990.00 this silk satin kimono is just the thing that would make my boss scratch his/her head and wonder if it really is a dress code violation. Oh and the Camisole is $145 - who spends that kind of money on a cami?

A Dress Over Your Dad's Undershirt

I say lose the tank top - why wear this dress over it? Did you lose your strapless bra? The description of this color combo is fabulous! White bust, red/yellow lava-printed bodice, and black skirt. Its not red, its LAVA. This Jean Paul Gaultier Tiered Plisse Gown is $3520.