Go to the Roller Rink wearing this...

Yeah so I was shocked to find this little gem on a "hip" young person's website. Along with super expensive jeans and leg warmers....I swear its true. The description is fantastic: "The epitome of that luxe hippie look we're all about right now. Braided suede headband with rhinestone chain detail. Tie closure. 33" long." $66.00. I swear!

Something for the winter...Earmuffs

Isn't name brand stuff cool? I love paying TOP dollar for things you can get at Wal-mart for say, $3.50. But it's Juicy! Fantastic Rabbit Fur Ear Muffs adds plush comfort to logo-embroidered ear muffs styled with a wool band. Rabbit fur/wool. Did I mention they're made by by Juicy Couture? $95.00.

Something to Time Travel In

When the Morlocks are chasing you you'll be glad you chose this incredibly short dress by BCBGeneration - they say it "gives the shimmery charmeuse dress a futuristic look with colorblocked details." You betcha. Only $118 so buy a few because those Morlocks...well you might not get the stains out. That's all I'm saying.

The 80's are totally BACK!

Ok but excuse me I freakin' WORE both of these dresses many, MANY times in every color of the rainbow back in the mid to late 80's. Shoot even the early 90's. It blew my mind to see both represented so faithfully here. The same seams, the same floppy limp bow, Jesus the same off-the-shoulder thing!! Run for your lives!! And its gone up, pay $330.00 for this red silk bow dress and $178 for the black and white number with the shawl collar. Ew.

Yikes...Frankenstien shoes

These little gems are from designer Stella McCartney. I usually hate her stuff and this is no exception. Why take a pair of perfectly good shoes and add this goofy pink ankle strap to it. It looks like those sand filled weights you might use to get an added burn in areobics class. Not that I ever did that but I have saw other people doing it. Still, my vote is: Yuck! All this for $875.00.