Shoes Are Expensive

Some websites only show the shoe by itself sans foot. That leaves us to imagine our club foot inside such a delicate sandal as this. Lovely isn't it? I'll be you could get a sundress in that pretty blue color and make all of it just POP. Fab! Save your money cause these shoes, made by Pierre Hardy and amusingly called "Scuba Sandal", (Huh??) is a pricely $770. Oh and it's made of Neoprene and nappa leather. So don't worry, it breathes.

A Lot of Look Here

Oh Wow...those pants are something else right? Ric-rak in all its glory - my god who would look good in these? This is a actually a jumpsuit. Yes that's right, its a JUMPSUIT. Its made of silk and costs $2545.00.

Meh

Ruffles are in they tell me. And what about this tight dress. It makes me nervous to eat or sit or just breathe in it. The color is correctly called Orchid and it would be perfect for the Easter Egg hunt at the White House. Ooh but don't bend down because this thing will wrinckle like MAD. Its called a Gladiator Dress. Made of silk/spandex stretch charmeuse and its designed by Marc Bower. $550.

My Dream Date

After I wrote this post I saw on one of the gossip sites that my man Mickey was wearing this very jacket! Awesome on him but he's a trainwreck...in a good kind of way of course.
OMG this is awesome! Imagine prom...your wedding....whatever...with your man showing up in this jacket. It is a Floral Ombre Tuxedo Jacket by Dolche & Gabbana. Amzingly it is Hand-painted and has an o-so popular shawl collar with the super stylish one-button front. Uh-huh. Interestingly enough, this whole outfit is Dolche & Gabbana and is for sale. jacket is $4995.00, the shirt is $840.00, the bow-tie is $185.00, and the pants are $925.00 for a grand total of $6945.00 to kind of look like a dork.

Foot Torture

Woe to the feet that are put into these boots...Huarache Boot, Silvertone hardware. Back zip. Allover strap detail. Open toe. 4" covered heel. Made in Italy. $1690.00!

Summery Isn't it?

I am soooooo sick of winter. Would it be great to go someplace where you could wear this sweet little romper...or jumpsuit ....or whatever it is. I mean, listen my big boobs will not look good in this thing. Oh wait, the model's are super little, and she looks like my 90 year old grandma. Well what can you do? This is a silk jumpsuit with bow detail and cutout at bust. 1" banding and ruching at empire waist and smocked elastic banding at back. Gathered elastic banding at bottom hem. Strapless. Semi-sheer. $437.00.

Come On!

For Pete's Sake let's stop this now. I'm this close to organizing a letter writing campaign to try to get Stella McCartney to let her models eat at least once every other day. Once she does this, she will realize that the rest of the world...and when I say "rest of the world" I mean all of us who aren't starving to near death, we cannot possibly wear her clothes. The rest of the world has something that we like to call "curves" and honestly, we like them just fine. But perhaps you are naturally thin and want to buy this Shantung top for $1295.00 and then sell your stove to buy these twill "skinny" jeans (hahahaha) for $295.