Half a Shirt for Twice as Much

An avant-garde top they call it. I call it Being Chilly. It's $395.

This is really the back, I swear.

My EYES!!!! They're melting....

WOW. Holy cow! I mean, really?? I just...well...what kind of shirt would someone wear these leggings with? I am so confused. Here is the description: Pencey Pieced Leggings. Pencey knows we like a little fun detail on our leggings. Mesh leggings with jersey banding at waist and asymmetrical jersey and lace insets at legs. Stirrup (!) at bottom hem. Sheer at mesh and lace. $131.00.

Technically Not Fashion...but still

Its a Bedazzeled radio for God's sake!! No I'm serious here, I really found this on a department store website. Called the Sonoro Elements Stardust Radio (Google it) it's made with CRYSTALLIZED - Swarovski Elements. Whatever that means. It's also $2,500.00. Yes it is.

Tie-Dye Your Formal Dress

Hey so should I go to a formal occation wearing a dress that looks like I dyed it in my bathtub? Also this dress looks crappy on this lovely size 2 model, she kinda looks tubby if you ask me. $546.00.

I'm Speechless!

Yves Saint Laurent Strapless Jersey Knit Jumpsuit - Sleek one-piece with draped pants in a soft silk jersey knit. $990.00.

Shoes Are Expensive

Some websites only show the shoe by itself sans foot. That leaves us to imagine our club foot inside such a delicate sandal as this. Lovely isn't it? I'll be you could get a sundress in that pretty blue color and make all of it just POP. Fab! Save your money cause these shoes, made by Pierre Hardy and amusingly called "Scuba Sandal", (Huh??) is a pricely $770. Oh and it's made of Neoprene and nappa leather. So don't worry, it breathes.

A Lot of Look Here

Oh Wow...those pants are something else right? Ric-rak in all its glory - my god who would look good in these? This is a actually a jumpsuit. Yes that's right, its a JUMPSUIT. Its made of silk and costs $2545.00.