Tie-Dye Your Formal Dress

Hey so should I go to a formal occation wearing a dress that looks like I dyed it in my bathtub? Also this dress looks crappy on this lovely size 2 model, she kinda looks tubby if you ask me. $546.00.

I'm Speechless!

Yves Saint Laurent Strapless Jersey Knit Jumpsuit - Sleek one-piece with draped pants in a soft silk jersey knit. $990.00.

Shoes Are Expensive

Some websites only show the shoe by itself sans foot. That leaves us to imagine our club foot inside such a delicate sandal as this. Lovely isn't it? I'll be you could get a sundress in that pretty blue color and make all of it just POP. Fab! Save your money cause these shoes, made by Pierre Hardy and amusingly called "Scuba Sandal", (Huh??) is a pricely $770. Oh and it's made of Neoprene and nappa leather. So don't worry, it breathes.

A Lot of Look Here

Oh Wow...those pants are something else right? Ric-rak in all its glory - my god who would look good in these? This is a actually a jumpsuit. Yes that's right, its a JUMPSUIT. Its made of silk and costs $2545.00.

Meh

Ruffles are in they tell me. And what about this tight dress. It makes me nervous to eat or sit or just breathe in it. The color is correctly called Orchid and it would be perfect for the Easter Egg hunt at the White House. Ooh but don't bend down because this thing will wrinckle like MAD. Its called a Gladiator Dress. Made of silk/spandex stretch charmeuse and its designed by Marc Bower. $550.

My Dream Date

After I wrote this post I saw on one of the gossip sites that my man Mickey was wearing this very jacket! Awesome on him but he's a trainwreck...in a good kind of way of course.
OMG this is awesome! Imagine prom...your wedding....whatever...with your man showing up in this jacket. It is a Floral Ombre Tuxedo Jacket by Dolche & Gabbana. Amzingly it is Hand-painted and has an o-so popular shawl collar with the super stylish one-button front. Uh-huh. Interestingly enough, this whole outfit is Dolche & Gabbana and is for sale. jacket is $4995.00, the shirt is $840.00, the bow-tie is $185.00, and the pants are $925.00 for a grand total of $6945.00 to kind of look like a dork.

Foot Torture

Woe to the feet that are put into these boots...Huarache Boot, Silvertone hardware. Back zip. Allover strap detail. Open toe. 4" covered heel. Made in Italy. $1690.00!