Summery Isn't it?

I am soooooo sick of winter. Would it be great to go someplace where you could wear this sweet little romper...or jumpsuit ....or whatever it is. I mean, listen my big boobs will not look good in this thing. Oh wait, the model's are super little, and she looks like my 90 year old grandma. Well what can you do? This is a silk jumpsuit with bow detail and cutout at bust. 1" banding and ruching at empire waist and smocked elastic banding at back. Gathered elastic banding at bottom hem. Strapless. Semi-sheer. $437.00.

Come On!

For Pete's Sake let's stop this now. I'm this close to organizing a letter writing campaign to try to get Stella McCartney to let her models eat at least once every other day. Once she does this, she will realize that the rest of the world...and when I say "rest of the world" I mean all of us who aren't starving to near death, we cannot possibly wear her clothes. The rest of the world has something that we like to call "curves" and honestly, we like them just fine. But perhaps you are naturally thin and want to buy this Shantung top for $1295.00 and then sell your stove to buy these twill "skinny" jeans (hahahaha) for $295.

Its Not Just For Shower Curtains Anymore

Oh that Roberto Cavalli...he cracks me up. To think that he might suggest you wear these two pieces together is funny. Aren't we always being told that things can be too "matchy-match?" Oh but not here, no sir. Please buy both the top for $885.00 and then the jeans for $985.00. No one will snicker behind your back, I promise.

Is this a Dress?

Um NO. But it is by Stella McCartney and she charges $3945.00 for the Ribbon-Embroidered Dress...buy two and make one dress out of them.